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Okaye okaye. I know it's tiring to see me all the time
LOL
Got this email from Jiawen a long time ago
Have fun reading it! Quite funny xD
Practice Hokkien LOL

> GSCE 'O' Levels> Hokkien Exam Paper
> > > Instructions:
> > 1. Read the passage carefully
> > 2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
> > 3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

> > > > Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
> > > Question:> Singalella why become rich ?

> > > > Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
> > She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
> > Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
> > Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
> > If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.> > Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
> > CPF poon boh.
> > But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
> > So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'
> > Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'
> > Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
> > Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
> > That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
> > Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
> > So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
> > She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'
> > So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
> > She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
> > At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
> > Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
> > Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
> > Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
> > 'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'
> > Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
> > Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
> > But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
> > He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
> > So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
> > So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
> > Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

> > > > Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
> > A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
> > Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
> > > A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
> > zhia lat
> > > E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
> > leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
> > > F9. Don't understand rating.
> > kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

Signing off CAS!sandra